OK, I’m going to do this post in charming vaginal pink to augment the atmosphere. In approximately 12 hours I’m going for my first gynocological exam in nine years and going to have a fasting blood letting too. Yay. Can’t wait. I wouldn’t do it, but I don’t want to make this good doctor’s office angry since they did sign my “don’t make me homeless, please” form. When they asked me when I’d like to schedule this, I replied “Preferably the 12th of never.”
Seriously though, I don’t want to do this. If I’m dying of cancer, AIDS, diabetes, the ice bucket disease, etc., I DON’T WANNA KNOW. If my cholesteral is 60k and I’m three heartbeats from knocking on heaven’s door, I wish to die in ignorant bliss, thank you.
My social worker offered to go with me, but I think she forgot, and every time I thought about calling and reminding her, I thought, “Do I really want my social worker staring me down with my birth canal in the air?” So I’m going solo I guess. If I can’t take it, I’m an adult. I can just break into tears and run away. Besides it’s September. Bad things happen in September, right Mom? Right, Ex-roomie? Ack, I’m gonna die!
It’s all right to be scared, as long as you do it any way. In my experience most nurses will be extra nice to you if they see you are distressed.
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lol…. you are a dork…. it will be fine. stop being a baby…
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If your vagina is really that color… congratulations! Also, you really need to see that doctor. Seriously though, you’ll be fine. Take a Xanax if you have to and take deep breaths.
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Are you okay?
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My vag is ok, but haven’t. Heard bat my blood yet.
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Thanks for asking 😃
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“Do I really want my social worker staring me down with my birth canal in the air?”
Totally made me laugh !!
Hope the doctors went ok for you Lisa
oXo
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