I saw Jingle at http://jinglepoetry.blogspot.com ask me to submit a poem for Potluck, and I was like, oh yes, it is Monday isn’t it? So this weeks theme is animals n’ nature. So I turned my mind to my cat, Phillippe, that 15 lb. monster always demanding wet cat food. So in the vein of My Cat Jeoffry, here is another lunatic waxing poetic about her cat.
Phillippe, Phillippe, you most sable of cats,
Bringer of all things happy, murderer of rats,
What are you thinking, oh noble lord of ghetto fief?
A castrato at 5 months, it must not be about obtaining a wife.
Phillippe, Phillippe, your eyes do glow,
God’s palate of orange, green, and yellow
.Do those orbs vaguely conceal a soul?
Of conscious thought beyond the scope of human control?
Do you give me comfort when I weep?
Or has your mistress torn the fetters of sanity away in a single cat-like leap?
Phillippe, Phillippe, a Christmas gift for me,
Better than electronics and in the end much more costly.
You were sick and dying, we did not know,
Thank God for modern medicine, my beloved friend, and 800 dollars or so.
Phillippe, Phillippe, named after a professor,
you must be more than a little bit clever,
With a cat’s heart from a broken mold
and a personality too precious to be sold,
Phillippe the great and the bold.
But tell me, Phillippe, tell me please,
where were you those two months you took leave ?
When we moved to the new neighborhood and I feared you were lost for good?
Until one evening, there you stood
.Did you love me so much that you made sure you would find me again?
Now never roaming far from home,
Phillippe, Phillippe, my most constant friend,
I love you forever, understood?
Very nice! I like cats.
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They taste like chicken. Thanks Izaak!!!
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Oh he is just like one of my parents’ cats! And he cost them £2000 in vets’ bills!
Lovely poem, I can sympathise so much with the feelings here. I bet he came back for your food – lol!
http://jessicasjapes.wordpress.com/2010/11/28/sister/
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:O) I believe it! There wasn’t a chap in ever that liked eating so good!
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Oh this is too precious,and so is Phillippee! He is truly as beautiful as you. wonderful tribute ….
Thanks for dropping by … I am honored.
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I am honored you would drop by my site. Your poetry is some of the best I’ve ever read.
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A song? I write ’em too. In fact one of my entries, the ballad, became a song also. Nice poem/song here… I could here it being sung…
Regards
Luke
(mine are here –
http://lukepraterswordsalad.wordpress.com/2010/11/26/descent-2/
http://lukepraterswordsalad.wordpress.com/2010/05/06/64/
http://lukepraterswordsalad.wordpress.com/2010/05/30/mud-pies/
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Will visit today, sorry for the delay. Thank you very kindly!
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lol, sweet, I like the flow 🙂
http://lynnaima.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/happy-14-15-misery/
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Thanks! I like to drop a rhyme, word!
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I love cats,
my favorite pets…
wow, Glad to hear that you cat is named after a professor…
he is clever in sight,
Thanks for sharing this precious piece with potluck.
Happy Tuesday.
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I was very happy you wanted me to sign up. Thank you very much!
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lol – this is brilliant…..i’m owned by four cats myself….it used to be only three, but one wandered in…as they tend to do.
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Thank you!!! My 3rd cat, Dondee, was a wandered in special. We think he’s a little black alien.
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Here are the things that went through my mind as I read this-
– “…Phillippe, that 15 lb. monster always demanding wet cat food.” -That sounds exactly like my old cat, except his name was Pussin (as in Puss’in Boots, not Pussin “I named him after a porn star”).
-Haha! She wrote “ghetto fief.”
-Er, what’s a fief?
-Lisa and I should go into the greeting card making business together.
-“…Where were you those two months you took leave?” -Holy shit, Pussin did the same thing!
-“I love you forever, understood?”- My favorite line ever.
I loved this poem, Lisa. But what amazed me the most is when I looked at Philippe’s picture, and realized he’s the spitting image of my old cat. Right down to his “What the hell are you looking at?” facial expression.
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Becky, you are just awesome! We should start a greeting card company, we could really let people emote.
Definition of FIEF
1
: a feudal estate : fee
2
: something over which one has rights or exercises control
— fief·dom\-dəm\ noun
See fief defined for English-language learners »
Examples of FIEF
1.
Origin of FIEF
French, from Old French — more at fee
First Known Use: circa 1611
Related to FIEF
Synonyms: area, arena, bailiwick, barony, business, circle, demesne, department, discipline, domain, element, field, fiefdom, firmament, front, game, kingdom, line, precinct, province, realm, specialty, sphere, terrain, walk
Related Words: frontier; study, subject; territory, turf; occupation, profession, pursuit, racket, vocation; ambit, amplitude, breadth, compass, confine, dimension(s), extent, ken, reach, scope, sweep, width; subfield, subspecialty
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Rhymes with FIEF
beef, brief, chief, grief, kef, leaf, lief, reef, sheaf, thief
Thank you so much for the very cool look into your mind. When your cat reincarnated into my cat, we became soul sisters or something nifty like that.
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great great write!
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Thank you, thank you!
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I feel you on this here one Lisa.
If I wrote a poem about my cat it would involve him trying to sit on my head every night at three or four in the morning. He loves waking me up and pissing me off; it’s like the best game he ever invented!
Great poem, you’re like a poet or something!
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Would it start with “Little orange bastard noblely perched upon my head,
You are aware humans are not nocturnal and wish to sleep in bed….”
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Another great poem Lisa. Friggin cats. You’ll never own one, they’ll own you!
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Thank ya, Loon! Very true. This morning the aforementioned cat begged for wet food and off to the store it was. Dry food will not suffice after 10 am.
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Hey this is fun! Thanks for dropping by; last thing I expected to see here is cat poetry. A lovely surprise. I write too; check out the first chapter of my latest book (and first ebook) Blackmail Bride for free at http://www.ink-slinger.com/Products/151-blackmail….
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Hey this is fun! Thanks for dropping by; last thing I expected to see here is cat poetry. A lovely surprise. I write too; check out the first chapter of my latest book (and first ebook) Blackmail Bride for free at http://www.ink-slinger.com/Products/151-blackmail-bride.aspx.
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Yes, and it sounds very interesting too. I saw you on Dennis’ blog and am glad I found you. Thanks for your visit! Oh I write about everything that comes to mind and since I was invited to do poetry, I throw a bit of that too.
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Is Phillippe going for a swim later?
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Is Phillippe going for a swim later?
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No, but that would be awesome! Every time I get a new float at the pool every damn kid in the place wants to hold it and they break them, never fails. So this year I didn’t buy one, I can float on my own buoyant self…So I think I’ll be OK. But for a little while the chlorine was too much for me (I believe their filter wasn’t right or something b/c I can usually go for a long time w/o chlorine bothering my eyes in outdoor pools) so I brought out my goggles and I let some lil bastard hold them and the little douchebag stole them. WAIL!
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