
My second offering for Poetry Pot Luck at http://jinglepoetry.blogspot.com. It’s true too.
One trick-or-treater?
Just one?
One?
I mean there’s only one pervert down the hall;
You could have come here and he wouldn’t have bothered you at all.
My Milky Ways didn’t have razors, I know because I just ate the last one,
The soft mints didn’t have LSD I don’t think; I’ve got through half of ’em.
Damn, I wish I had a blueberry pixie-stick and a couple of Kit Kats too.
One trick-or-treater?
Just one?
And I’ll be damned if she wasn’t 41!
With a cowardly lion chihuahua instead of a son.
Reaching into my bag I give her a goodly sum,
better give her a lot, she’ll be my only one.
Picture used w/o permission from imvu.com
Milky Ways and Kit Kats…so good.
I haven’t had a Pixie Stick since high school. I may need to go get one and relive my youth.
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I love em! it’s like legalized drugging.
i want chocolate everyday. It’s how I keep my girlish figure
Thank you!
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Never heard of blueberry pixie stick. I might need some sugar.
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They look a bit like straws, but when you open them they’re filled with flavored, colored sugar. Good times!
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love your humor,
you are so witty..
the image is super cute.
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Thank you very much, Ji. I love anime art and looked for an anime witch and found them.
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Glad that you decide to enter for Poets Rally.
have fun.
simply visit and comment for a minimum 18 poets from my participant list.
of course, if you wish to do more, feel free to do so.
Cheers.
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Will do my best!
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Chocolates, though not healthy food but are my weakness too. I prefer not let them in. Nice poem and humour and picture.
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I seem to feel better after chocolate, but i think I’m a tad hypoglysemic.
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I give the little bastards NyQuil.
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They prolly needed it to sleep after downing 5 pixie stix
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Blahaahahaha Jammers 🙂
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:O
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🙂
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AMEN! I have a total of 5 trick or treaters on Halloween..just five! So I can totally relate to this poem.
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It’s been years since I’ve seen even that many.
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Really cute poem. I bought milky way candy as well they were yummy.
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Yes, screw trick-or-treaters! I’ll eat the candy!
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Your poem was great. I’ve had Halloweens like that. Inspired me anew.
What’s worse than only one,
all the monsters, everyone,
brothers, sisters, grandpas too,
dressed like escapees from the zoo,
Babies in backpacks, kids 6’2″,
Where do they all come from?
I’m asking you.
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That was terrific! LOL!
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chocolate is an addiction that I don’t really worry about either! 😀 nice poem!
My Rally Week 32 Entry
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You did a wonderful poem and thanks for visiting mine.
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I had none !
Well that’s not strictly true.
My doorbell rang a few times but by the time I got there to open it, they’d run off – 4 dogs barking their heads off and jumping up at the door tends to have that effect on some people. 😆
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Oh well, more candy for you!
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That was fun to read! Your only trick-or-treater was 41? LOL Thanks for making me smile. I woke up moody today, and this plus a couple of other poems have lifted my mood considerably. Also, thanks for your comment about my poem “Stargazing”. 🙂
Hmmm, wonder what LSD-laced mints are like? 😉
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If I can make one person happy, I feel very happy myself.
I imagine the walls would breathe and stripes of red would bleed out of them. The stripes would then turn into red snakes with fangs
out. That’s when hilarity ensues.
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very cute chocolaty poem..
Three Knots
Happy Rally !
–Someone Is Special–
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Happy Diwali! Your poem was so terrific, amazing.
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Well done. We didn’t have and T & Ters either. Everyone is too scared these day. Well, at least you got a poem out of it. Congrats.
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I read that most ‘tampered candy’ tales were urban legends. I googled tampered candy and was amazed. I think the real danger is the strangers handing it out.
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Haha, I loved that, very funny and well written!
http://jessicasjapes.wordpress.com/2010/10/29/i-want-chocolate/
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Thank you very much! Will check yours out now.
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Yep, I had none this year. Probably because I refused to answer the door.
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RUDE! LOL! I hope you got some candy anyway. A person needs candy.
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I made all my trick-or-treaters sign a privacy agreement (because they could see into my living room with my door being open), and then I gave them a signed copy of my pamphlet on how to sext someone appropriately and safely. That's just being a good member of my community.
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I made all my trick-or-treaters sign a privacy agreement (because they could see into my living room with my door being open), and then I gave them a signed copy of my pamphlet on how to sext someone appropriately and safely. That’s just being a good member of my community.
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Well, when I was 8 and trick-or-treating, someone gave me a New Testament. I think that’s similar. Thanks! LMAO . You ought to write a whole post on your civic duty on Halloween.
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I get a New Testament every Christmas from my mother.
Seriously, how many times can they update it?
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Probably every 2 millenniums, but you never know. One chapter might be different like the college text books that change every college semester.
Or she might be trying to save you from that Jonas Brothers Devil music.
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A very nice poetry ..
take a look at my poetry
http://ashbeezone.wordpress.com/2010/11/03/examination/
hope you like it !!
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Thanks and I’ll buzz right over!
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great poem. i feel this way on Halloween too! really brought me into the moment to share with the author. good job!
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Thank you! It was a true story. I hope you come visit again.
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Hello, how are you?
Reminder;
return favors to poets who are here for you,
do 18 NEW comments….
let me know after you are done.
Thanks for the attention!
Happy Saturday! xxx
here is mine:
http://itistimetothinkformyself.blogspot.com/2010/11/today-i-write-it-down.html
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I counted 10 so far.
I’m good and hope you are doing well too. Happy Sunday!
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Oh I love this Lisa! Sorry I missed it for so many days. I thought I checked on you every day or every other day but somehow I missed a few.
It won’t happen again.
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Scott, you’re such a dear soul! I know you follow a lot of blogs and I won’t be offended if you don’t comment every time. Mind you, I always look forward to hearing what you will say. Thank you always!
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interesting rhymical ending..well written
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I truly appreciate it! Will hop over to your blog now.
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Lisa,
You crack me up! I love that post, it was too funny. I wish you were NaNoing with me too! I am at over 16,000 words and I am still going strong. At least I think I am. My story just hit the bizarre but that’s cool. I think my new crowd would be pleased. All because of a stupid quote, “they looked like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.” hehehe
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That is best quote of the day! I just don’t have an idea for a novel of 50k words. A prompt I can do, a big novel is best left to the imaginative such as yourself. Your comment made me very happy! Thank you!
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