Where: Hotel d’ Hell, where they always leave the light on to scatter the roaches and usually get the blood out of the carpet when there’s a suicide. Meeting Room 101 next to the laundry room.
When: Whenever. After 8pm but no later than 6am October 24-25.
Attire: Black tie optional, but you must wear black. REMEMBER: Dress to impress your fellow depressed & distressed!
Refreshments: The Coke and snack machines are down the hall near the hookers. Bring quarters and Valium!
Passive-aggression is recommended and encouraged, so bring someone you’re mad at but don’t tell that person you’re angry. It would just spoil all the fun and mystery if you said the reason.
Please RSVP as soon as possible and I will look forward so seeing you there!
Here comes the highlight of the Pity Party: I just pretty much don’t belong anywhere.
Night everyone and thank you for coming!
Mr. T Photo taken from http://jacksonvillemag.com w/o permission